Sorry for updating late, some technical problems
Yeah, the blogger website had some problem, I couldn't update
Either that or... It's the hostel wireless
Haha, anyway we learn to bear with those things, no?
And I will update about TFO as soon as I get the pics
I promise :)
It was a fair experience :)
We had the chance to dance 'like ya just don't care' style :)
And yeah, we helped each other to start dancing as well
If only more people yea? Then got more hype.
Next time we go KL club haha .
As for now, to occupy you, here is another random cure for your DLDDS~~
Comback Scenario 2 :
Derik, (he's my classmate! :D) is working hard in his system development subject, where he learns about system organization in software development. And so, Danny (yours truly) helps out :D
Much to his teacher's demise... hehe... :D
Derik : Hey teacher, this is quite hard to remember...
Miss Alicia : Whatever do you mean?
Derik : The system development project so many project stages wor..
Miss Alicia : Ah... 9 only.
1 - Initial investigation
2 - Requirements Analysis
3 - Requirements specification
4 - Logical systems specifications
5 - Coding
6 - Testing
7 - Implementation
8 - Maintenance
9 - Phase Out
Derik : Oh my god. Wo de TIEN!! (I think that's right, right? Haha, my mandarin improving!!)
Danny : Derik, don't worry, I am here, no worry :)
Derik : Oh shifu (master) , please teach me!!
Miss Alicia : Huh? You can help him remember?
Danny : Easy only, you see this is very similar to the process of stalkers
Miss Alicia + Derik : !!!?????
Danny : The initial investigation starts when a stalker finds his prey... He finds out all the background details of the girl he salivates over. Not literally over her lar... but... nvm, you get the point
Derik : Wah...
Danny : Ya... Crazy right? Then he go on to investigate the requirements analysis and requirements specifications in women, which includes body height, eye colour, preferred cup size, hair length (in milimeters), dress size, level of intimacy and so on :D
Miss Alicia : .....
Derik : *Starts jotting down the vital points* okay, uhuh, okay, continue
Danny : Logical Systems Specifications is the next step, which consist of two unintangible components, Logical design and physical design
Derik : unintangible? Got such word?
Danny : I'm just trying to sound smart :) Just play along
Derik : Sry master shifu, please proceed
Danny : Logical design is the physical body of the prey. Which includes skin texture, smoothness
(silky or rough), level of pigmentation, degree of curvature (slender figure) and of course, her... how do I put this delicately.... Robustness :DDD
*Miss Alicia wants to stop danny from continuing but is quite speechless*
*well actually she's just plain interested in what I had to say :)*
Derik : how to spell?
Danny : R-o-b-u-s-t-n-e-s-s
Derik : Ok :D
Danny : Logical design is a woman's logical thinking. We usually want to find mature intellectual
women, but in the stalker's case he's mentally ill lar, so it doesn't matter for him
Derik : Ya, he crazy wan, not like you, so INTELLECHEWAL
(side note: forgive me ya derik, I know your english not so bad... lolz)
Danny : Okay.. Now for coding. What could coding possibly be?? You ask?
Derik : Ya
Danny : Aih... You should know me by now. I never run out of ideas wan. Coding refers to the DNA coding in the girl. It includes all her characteristics inherited from elderly generations. So you can plan for marriage.
Derik : Oh.. Wow... Testing leh?
Danny : Oh, testing is where you do test run with a prototype doll from taiwan. You start talking
to the doll, although it will never seem to reply
Derik : Oh... stalker.. so crazy wan
Danny : Ya lor. Now Implementation phase. You put your practice into good use and you approach the prey. So whether he succeed... depend on how crazy he is
Derik : Oh.. Crazier better?
Danny : It seems so. You see, there is a graph chart, the level of craziness is directly proportional to the level of success in dating a girl... Provided she's as crazy as you
Miss Alicia : .... I have such crazy students
Danny : Ya... SO, finally, phase out. Once the stalker is 'satisfied'-
Derik : mmhmm.... Satisfy already...
Danny : He phases out. Leaves. Like divorce. Bercerai. Adios Amigos :) So this is how system development is connected to stalking. You can use this way to remember you're facts easier :D
Derik : Ya... SO easy. But I dunno stalker so crazy one. How you know? You stalk people before r?
Danny : er... haha... >.>
Derik : Tell me lar... woi...
Danny : Okay lar, you know why you can find such information in this book?
Derik : Wah... Ya lor, the 9 steps also like for stalker book
Danny : Because... Come nearer lar...
Derik : what????
Danny : Software engineers are actually stalkers
Derik : So I take this course is to learn how to stalk girls r????
Danny : Guy also can
Derik : NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Miss Alicia : Okay okay, continue class, enough jokes...
Whole Class : Yes teacher!! (all got semangat already after I tell story)
Hm... Come to think of it Software Development does have alot in common with stalking...
Haha Yeah, so that's life in B601 software engineering course. You are welcome to
join in and see what it's like, although I doubt so after you read the dialog :D
Ah.. some of the dialogs I exaggerate abit lar. It was all spontaneously made up
by me within a minute after teacher explained about the software development cycle :D
Haha, I am abit crazy sometimes, although my classmates and teachers say I'm VERY crazy
So, think twice if you ever feel like dating me :D
Especially guys... Lately got one guy stalking me.
In my own class. Scary.
He even sits next to me.
He puts his hands on my lap and goes... 'dannnyyyyyy....purrrr.... you so sexxxyyyyyy....'
Haha, okay, enough for today. May the story continue sometime in the future.
Oh steven~ please pass me the pics soon~ I didn't see them on Xsorbit...
Look forward to TFO UPDATE!!
Better hv pics right. If not u get crazy posts like this. Haha, but it is a good filler lar at least...
dan the man~
p.s this is the draft I wrote on Tuesday nite. The pics weren't available then :D
p.p.s Beware of stalkers :) And software engineers :)
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Posted by dan the man~ at 9:05 AM
Friday, October 17, 2008
(Warning. Long post ahead. Loads of pics :) )
I look slightly different in pictures, but nevermind, haha
Ahem ahem... On with the show :)
Did she leave early?
Leon before his hair was done :)
Leon After :)
Yee Wen, our marketing leader :) I don't think she got her hair done though
More random people :D
One of the hairstylists with er... one of the models
Haha, sorry if I don't know your name
Steven, our photographer with Louise
The Star Interviewer with Terrance
So lucky, get to be interviewed by her...
I wonder what she asked him?
Star Reporter : Hi-
Terrance : PLEASE INTERVIEW ME!!
Star Reporter : Yes, I was just about to -
Terrance : IM ON TV!! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!!
Star Reporter : Erm... You're name please
Terrance : I'm Terrance... But you can call me Luke Skywalker
Star Reporter : .....
Terrance : Is something wrong?
Star Reporter : No... So why are you called Luke Skywalker?
Terrance : I dodge balls.
Star Reporter : Oh... So your hobby is dodge ball?
(Hoho, promoting dodge ball~ Although I don't play... haha)
Terrance : Not just any dodge ball!! No no no... we have our super-ultra-mega-multiple-variation dodge BALL!!
Star Reporter : Huh?
Terrance : You see. It is unfortunate but... The best things in this world are round.
(Lol, did I just write that... haha)
Star Reporter : Oh...
Terrance : And so, our dodge ball comes in kinds of sizes. We have mini balls, fish balls, cannon balls, gum balls, snow balls and so on~
Mini balls are small and undetectable
Fish balls can float and can breathe underwater
Cannon balls are deadly powerhouse bombs!! Stuns opponent for 2.5seconds
Gum balls, when opponents step on these, their feet become almost rooted to the ground due to its undeniable stickiness!! Holds opponent for 6 seconds
Snow balls, slows enemy movement by 50% and gives 20% chance for them to miss on attacks, and 10% chance to slip and faint for 5 seconds.
Star Reporter : Sounds like Dota...
Terrance : So please come to join our dodge ball games every Wednesday 5pm onwards at KBU field
Star Reporter : No wonder you were so eager to be interviewed....
Terrance : And remember, drink plenty of water, to cleanse your digestive system. And eat plenty of BANANA!! It is easily digestible and absorbed by the body :D
Star Reporter : How did we go from star wars to Dota to our digestive system....?
Terrance : And yes... Make sure when you book your hotels, get those with rotating beds. For -
Star Reporter : OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!! Were on live TV for goodness sake... And imagine all the little children watching-
Terrance : And also, may the force be with you :)
Star Reporter : May your common sense be with you. I pray for your recovery someday...
Haha, well, at least dodge ball got promoted right? Sry, I'm abit random at times
Jade and the random guy just now :D
Our magician guy... I forgot his name too!! :D
I remember it started with Ong though
Come on, so many people mah...
The magician and... Another unkown person :D
Another reporter and our Magician :)
Louise and... haha :)
Another random guy~
Wait... I think he is in SC?
SC members at the registration post
Hey, there's me in the pic~ With Kenny
Ya... I guess they are supporters from another school?
Saif and Omar!! :)
After work eh?
We got our body art done as well :)
Nice pic Steven :)
Wow... Kenny... You look scary here
Seriously... With the Kampai drinks, kinda reminds me of the male version of the evil witch in snow white and the seven dwarves
But anyway, thanks so much that day for recovering my horse necklace!!
The chain broke and it flew somewhere cuz I was dancing abit too hard :)
Thx again! :)
Hey~ Ruben and Joanne
Nice lighting... Except
It wasn't really much of a glow light party
I heard they are gonna ask for compensation or something since there was not much glowlight on that night
Our shirts were supposed to glow, but it didn't, but at least the tatoo did.
So... many people to went home early, supposingly cause of the glowlight malfunction :)
Duet performance from... Sry, I wasn't watching
So I don't know which school they are from
Really lor. I was doing registration, so I missed most of the performances
Group picture of.... People
One of the Outbreak category performance, I think
From Left : A guy, Ganisen, Terrance and a girl
Another Duet? Or is it the same as just now? Not sure...
Maybe I should watch all the events next time, haha :)
Our magician performing :D
And yeah... Singing for the Talent Category
Cheerleaders~ Outbreak category or talent? Not sure
More pics :)
This is from our school I think. That guy looks awfully familiar
The group from Taylors
Our host. What was his name again? Sorry man >.>
Wow, this guy too? I think he won best Male Award or something
Oh wait. That's right, Mr TFO or something like that?
Jade and another Model :)
Dodge ball... Might give it a go someday
Louise and Steven
Photographers are sexy :)
I guess they had some time to kill :D
I shouldve tried as well. Looks cool
And not to mention, our SC president Chaman,
who was our bouncer for the night
with Michelle, our secretary :)
I took this pic
Steven took this pic
Steven : Danny, should take the picture like that mah....
Danny : Oh... Ya hor
I guess there are many things to learn about photography eh? :)
TEACH US MORE STEVEN!! :)
Wow.. You sure took alot of pics that night, Steven.
Aih... Should've gotten ur hair done for such a rare case :)
Dwayne and Yong Jian :)
Loiuse and Joanne
Hui Shan's friend, Hui Shan and Louise
Leon and Steven
Elliot (arts & design assistant) and Bernie~ (arts and design leader)
Steven and Yong Jian
Steven and Ruben
Later me, Leon, Yong Jian, Hui Shan, Louise, Hui Shan's friend, Ruben, Darren and Joanne Went to Asia Cafe at Subang for a drink.
And I gotta say.
I can be quite random at times :)
Contents of my randomness will be undisclosed because this blog is rated U
Tuntunan Umum, sesuai untuk semua lapisan Masyarakat :)
For those who don't understand Malay. It means, suitable viewing for all ages :D
Other than that it was a good night :)
That's all for now
Posted by dan the man~ at 10:18 PM