Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Just a Filler :)


Sorry for updating late, some technical problems

Yeah, the blogger website had some problem, I couldn't update

Either that or... It's the hostel wireless

Haha, anyway we learn to bear with those things, no?

And I will update about TFO as soon as I get the pics

I promise :)

It was a fair experience :)

We had the chance to dance 'like ya just don't care' style :)

And yeah, we helped each other to start dancing as well

If only more people yea? Then got more hype.

Next time we go KL club haha .

As for now, to occupy you, here is another random cure for your DLDDS~~

Comback Scenario 2 :

Derik, (he's my classmate! :D) is working hard in his system development subject, where he learns about system organization in software development. And so, Danny (yours truly) helps out :D

Much to his teacher's demise... hehe... :D

Derik : Hey teacher, this is quite hard to remember...

Miss Alicia : Whatever do you mean?

Derik : The system development project so many project stages wor..

Miss Alicia : Ah... 9 only.
1 - Initial investigation
2 - Requirements Analysis
3 - Requirements specification
4 - Logical systems specifications
5 - Coding
6 - Testing
7 - Implementation
8 - Maintenance
9 - Phase Out

Derik : Oh my god. Wo de TIEN!! (I think that's right, right? Haha, my mandarin improving!!)

Danny : Derik, don't worry, I am here, no worry :)

Derik : Oh shifu (master) , please teach me!!

Miss Alicia : Huh? You can help him remember?

Danny : Easy only, you see this is very similar to the process of stalkers

Miss Alicia + Derik : !!!?????

Danny : The initial investigation starts when a stalker finds his prey... He finds out all the background details of the girl he salivates over. Not literally over her lar... but... nvm, you get the point

Derik : Wah...

Danny : Ya... Crazy right? Then he go on to investigate the requirements analysis and requirements specifications in women, which includes body height, eye colour, preferred cup size, hair length (in milimeters), dress size, level of intimacy and so on :D

Miss Alicia : .....

Derik : *Starts jotting down the vital points* okay, uhuh, okay, continue

Danny : Logical Systems Specifications is the next step, which consist of two unintangible components, Logical design and physical design

Derik : unintangible? Got such word?

Danny : I'm just trying to sound smart :) Just play along

Derik : Sry master shifu, please proceed

Danny : Logical design is the physical body of the prey. Which includes skin texture, smoothness
(silky or rough), level of pigmentation, degree of curvature (slender figure) and of course, her... how do I put this delicately.... Robustness :DDD

*Miss Alicia wants to stop danny from continuing but is quite speechless*

*well actually she's just plain interested in what I had to say :)*

Derik : how to spell?

Danny : R-o-b-u-s-t-n-e-s-s

Derik : Ok :D

Danny : Logical design is a woman's logical thinking. We usually want to find mature intellectual
women, but in the stalker's case he's mentally ill lar, so it doesn't matter for him

Derik : Ya, he crazy wan, not like you, so INTELLECHEWAL

(side note: forgive me ya derik, I know your english not so bad... lolz)

Danny : Okay.. Now for coding. What could coding possibly be?? You ask?

Derik : Ya

Danny : Aih... You should know me by now. I never run out of ideas wan. Coding refers to the DNA coding in the girl. It includes all her characteristics inherited from elderly generations. So you can plan for marriage.

Derik : Oh.. Wow... Testing leh?

Danny : Oh, testing is where you do test run with a prototype doll from taiwan. You start talking
to the doll, although it will never seem to reply

Derik : Oh... stalker.. so crazy wan

Danny : Ya lor. Now Implementation phase. You put your practice into good use and you approach the prey. So whether he succeed... depend on how crazy he is

Derik : Oh.. Crazier better?

Danny : It seems so. You see, there is a graph chart, the level of craziness is directly proportional to the level of success in dating a girl... Provided she's as crazy as you

Miss Alicia : .... I have such crazy students

Danny : Ya... SO, finally, phase out. Once the stalker is 'satisfied'-

Derik : mmhmm.... Satisfy already...

Danny : He phases out. Leaves. Like divorce. Bercerai. Adios Amigos :) So this is how system development is connected to stalking. You can use this way to remember you're facts easier :D

Derik : Ya... SO easy. But I dunno stalker so crazy one. How you know? You stalk people before r?

Danny : er... haha... >.>

Derik : Tell me lar... woi...

Danny : Okay lar, you know why you can find such information in this book?

Derik : Wah... Ya lor, the 9 steps also like for stalker book

Danny : Because... Come nearer lar...

Derik : what????

Danny : Software engineers are actually stalkers

Derik : So I take this course is to learn how to stalk girls r????

Danny : Guy also can

Derik : NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Miss Alicia : Okay okay, continue class, enough jokes...

Whole Class : Yes teacher!! (all got semangat already after I tell story)

Hm... Come to think of it Software Development does have alot in common with stalking...

Haha Yeah, so that's life in B601 software engineering course. You are welcome to

join in and see what it's like, although I doubt so after you read the dialog :D

Ah.. some of the dialogs I exaggerate abit lar. It was all spontaneously made up

by me within a minute after teacher explained about the software development cycle :D

Haha, I am abit crazy sometimes, although my classmates and teachers say I'm VERY crazy

So, think twice if you ever feel like dating me :D

Especially guys... Lately got one guy stalking me.

In my own class. Scary.

He even sits next to me.

He puts his hands on my lap and goes... 'dannnyyyyyy....purrrr.... you so sexxxyyyyyy....'

Haha, okay, enough for today. May the story continue sometime in the future.


Oh steven~ please pass me the pics soon~ I didn't see them on Xsorbit...

Look forward to TFO UPDATE!!

Better hv pics right. If not u get crazy posts like this. Haha, but it is a good filler lar at least...

Hoho, nitez~

dan the man~

p.s this is the draft I wrote on Tuesday nite. The pics weren't available then :D

p.p.s Beware of stalkers :) And software engineers :)

Friday, October 17, 2008

Talent Fashion Outbreak

(Warning. Long post ahead. Loads of pics :) )

Sry for the delay again :)

Haha, I know I can be slow in updating, but i'll try harder k ? :D

So anyway, last friday night we had the Talent Fashion Outbreak partay :D

And I came dressed in black and white!!

That's me, hehe :)

I look slightly different in pictures, but nevermind, haha

Mom : Danny... you look so nice... No girls interested in you meh?
Danny : Ah... Dunno lar... Y u ask this so suddenly?

Mom : About time to find one already lar. At least a girl will make sure you clean up your hostel room a bit. I'm sure you wouldn't let a girl come in if it's dirty.

Danny : Ah... Haha... Well... Now not the time to think about that lar... Worry next time k? :)

Mom : Suit yourself then

Danny : And besides, why would I bring a girl to my hostel room anyway?

Mom : Well... You know lar...

OKAY CUT!! That's enough lol.... Don't go getting any ideas about me k... rolf

Just so you guy know, my mom's a pretty open person. That explains alot about me, if you get to know me well enough... :)

Anyway, that was what she said whenever I dressed up nicely. Oh well. Moms right?

Ahem ahem... On with the show :)

Perl waiting for her hair to be done :)
Say... I never really saw her after that.

Did she leave early?

Louise before her hair was done :)

Louise after :) Together with her hairstylist
But u know... He damn evil wan...
All he did to my hair was just spray with wax.
But I supposed it looked nice as it is... So nevermind lar :D

This is.. Some random guy :D

Leon before his hair was done :)

Leon After :)

Yee Wen, our marketing leader :) I don't think she got her hair done though

More random people :D

One of the hairstylists with er... one of the models

Haha, sorry if I don't know your name

Steven, our photographer with Louise

The Star Interviewer with Terrance

So lucky, get to be interviewed by her...

I wonder what she asked him?

Star Reporter : Hi-


Star Reporter : Yes, I was just about to -


Star Reporter : Erm... You're name please

Terrance : I'm Terrance... But you can call me Luke Skywalker

Star Reporter : .....

Terrance : Is something wrong?

Star Reporter : No... So why are you called Luke Skywalker?

Terrance : I dodge balls.

Star Reporter : Oh... So your hobby is dodge ball?

(Hoho, promoting dodge ball~ Although I don't play... haha)

Terrance : Not just any dodge ball!! No no no... we have our super-ultra-mega-multiple-variation dodge BALL!!

Star Reporter : Huh?

Terrance : You see. It is unfortunate but... The best things in this world are round.

(Lol, did I just write that... haha)

Star Reporter : Oh...

Terrance : And so, our dodge ball comes in kinds of sizes. We have mini balls, fish balls, cannon balls, gum balls, snow balls and so on~

Mini balls are small and undetectable

Fish balls can float and can breathe underwater

Cannon balls are deadly powerhouse bombs!! Stuns opponent for 2.5seconds

Gum balls, when opponents step on these, their feet become almost rooted to the ground due to its undeniable stickiness!! Holds opponent for 6 seconds

Snow balls, slows enemy movement by 50% and gives 20% chance for them to miss on attacks, and 10% chance to slip and faint for 5 seconds.

Star Reporter : Sounds like Dota...

Terrance : So please come to join our dodge ball games every Wednesday 5pm onwards at KBU field

Star Reporter : No wonder you were so eager to be interviewed....

Terrance : And remember, drink plenty of water, to cleanse your digestive system. And eat plenty of BANANA!! It is easily digestible and absorbed by the body :D

Star Reporter : How did we go from star wars to Dota to our digestive system....?

Terrance : And yes... Make sure when you book your hotels, get those with rotating beds. For -

Star Reporter : OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!! Were on live TV for goodness sake... And imagine all the little children watching-

Terrance : And also, may the force be with you :)

Star Reporter : May your common sense be with you. I pray for your recovery someday...

Haha, well, at least dodge ball got promoted right? Sry, I'm abit random at times

Jade and the random guy just now :D

Yong Jian~~@!

Our magician guy... I forgot his name too!! :D

I remember it started with Ong though

Come on, so many people mah...

The magician and... Another unkown person :D

Another reporter and our Magician :)

Louise and... haha :)

Another random guy~

Wait... I think he is in SC?

SC members at the registration post

Hey, there's me in the pic~ With Kenny

Ya... I guess they are supporters from another school?

Saif and Omar!! :)

After work eh?

We got our body art done as well :)

Nice pic Steven :)

Wow... Kenny... You look scary here

Seriously... With the Kampai drinks, kinda reminds me of the male version of the evil witch in snow white and the seven dwarves

But anyway, thanks so much that day for recovering my horse necklace!!

The chain broke and it flew somewhere cuz I was dancing abit too hard :)

Thx again! :)

Hey~ Ruben and Joanne

Nice shots

Nice lighting... Except

It wasn't really much of a glow light party

I heard they are gonna ask for compensation or something since there was not much glowlight on that night

Our shirts were supposed to glow, but it didn't, but at least the tatoo did.

So... many people to went home early, supposingly cause of the glowlight malfunction :)

Duet performance from... Sry, I wasn't watching

So I don't know which school they are from

Really lor. I was doing registration, so I missed most of the performances

Group picture of.... People

One of the Outbreak category performance, I think

From Left : A guy, Ganisen, Terrance and a girl

Another Duet? Or is it the same as just now? Not sure...

Maybe I should watch all the events next time, haha :)

Our magician performing :D

And yeah... Singing for the Talent Category

Dance performance

Cheerleaders~ Outbreak category or talent? Not sure

More pics :)

This is from our school I think. That guy looks awfully familiar

The group from Taylors

Our host. What was his name again? Sorry man >.>


Wow, this guy too? I think he won best Male Award or something

Oh wait. That's right, Mr TFO or something like that?

Jade and another Model :)

Terrance :D

Dodge ball... Might give it a go someday

Louise and Steven


Photographers are sexy :)

I guess they had some time to kill :D

I shouldve tried as well. Looks cool

And not to mention, our SC president Chaman,

who was our bouncer for the night

with Michelle, our secretary :)

I took this pic

Steven took this pic

Steven : Danny, should take the picture like that mah....

Danny : Oh... Ya hor

I guess there are many things to learn about photography eh? :)


Wow.. You sure took alot of pics that night, Steven.

Aih... Should've gotten ur hair done for such a rare case :)

Dwayne and Yong Jian :)


Loiuse and Joanne

Hui Shan's friend, Hui Shan and Louise

Leon and Steven

Elliot (arts & design assistant) and Bernie~ (arts and design leader)

Steven and Yong Jian

Steven and Ruben

Later me, Leon, Yong Jian, Hui Shan, Louise, Hui Shan's friend, Ruben, Darren and Joanne Went to Asia Cafe at Subang for a drink.

And I gotta say.

I can be quite random at times :)

Contents of my randomness will be undisclosed because this blog is rated U

Tuntunan Umum, sesuai untuk semua lapisan Masyarakat :)

For those who don't understand Malay. It means, suitable viewing for all ages :D

Other than that it was a good night :)

That's all for now