Just a Filler :)

Yo~~


Sorry for updating late, some technical problems


Yeah, the blogger website had some problem, I couldn't update


Either that or... It's the hostel wireless


Haha, anyway we learn to bear with those things, no?


And I will update about TFO as soon as I get the pics


I promise :)


It was a fair experience :)


We had the chance to dance 'like ya just don't care' style :)


And yeah, we helped each other to start dancing as well


If only more people yea? Then got more hype.


Next time we go KL club haha .


As for now, to occupy you, here is another random cure for your DLDDS~~

Comback Scenario 2 :

Derik, (he's my classmate! :D) is working hard in his system development subject, where he learns about system organization in software development. And so, Danny (yours truly) helps out :D

Much to his teacher's demise... hehe... :D


Derik : Hey teacher, this is quite hard to remember...


Miss Alicia : Whatever do you mean?


Derik : The system development project so many project stages wor..


Miss Alicia : Ah... 9 only.
1 - Initial investigation
2 - Requirements Analysis
3 - Requirements specification
4 - Logical systems specifications
5 - Coding
6 - Testing
7 - Implementation
8 - Maintenance
9 - Phase Out


Derik : Oh my god. Wo de TIEN!! (I think that's right, right? Haha, my mandarin improving!!)


Danny : Derik, don't worry, I am here, no worry :)


Derik : Oh shifu (master) , please teach me!!


Miss Alicia : Huh? You can help him remember?


Danny : Easy only, you see this is very similar to the process of stalkers


Miss Alicia + Derik : !!!?????


Danny : The initial investigation starts when a stalker finds his prey... He finds out all the background details of the girl he salivates over. Not literally over her lar... but... nvm, you get the point


Derik : Wah...


Danny : Ya... Crazy right? Then he go on to investigate the requirements analysis and requirements specifications in women, which includes body height, eye colour, preferred cup size, hair length (in milimeters), dress size, level of intimacy and so on :D


Miss Alicia : .....


Derik : *Starts jotting down the vital points* okay, uhuh, okay, continue


Danny : Logical Systems Specifications is the next step, which consist of two unintangible components, Logical design and physical design


Derik : unintangible? Got such word?


Danny : I'm just trying to sound smart :) Just play along


Derik : Sry master shifu, please proceed


Danny : Logical design is the physical body of the prey. Which includes skin texture, smoothness
(silky or rough), level of pigmentation, degree of curvature (slender figure) and of course, her... how do I put this delicately.... Robustness :DDD


*Miss Alicia wants to stop danny from continuing but is quite speechless*


*well actually she's just plain interested in what I had to say :)*


Derik : how to spell?


Danny : R-o-b-u-s-t-n-e-s-s


Derik : Ok :D


Danny : Logical design is a woman's logical thinking. We usually want to find mature intellectual
women, but in the stalker's case he's mentally ill lar, so it doesn't matter for him


Derik : Ya, he crazy wan, not like you, so INTELLECHEWAL


(side note: forgive me ya derik, I know your english not so bad... lolz)


Danny : Okay.. Now for coding. What could coding possibly be?? You ask?


Derik : Ya


Danny : Aih... You should know me by now. I never run out of ideas wan. Coding refers to the DNA coding in the girl. It includes all her characteristics inherited from elderly generations. So you can plan for marriage.


Derik : Oh.. Wow... Testing leh?


Danny : Oh, testing is where you do test run with a prototype doll from taiwan. You start talking
to the doll, although it will never seem to reply


Derik : Oh... stalker.. so crazy wan


Danny : Ya lor. Now Implementation phase. You put your practice into good use and you approach the prey. So whether he succeed... depend on how crazy he is


Derik : Oh.. Crazier better?


Danny : It seems so. You see, there is a graph chart, the level of craziness is directly proportional to the level of success in dating a girl... Provided she's as crazy as you


Miss Alicia : .... I have such crazy students


Danny : Ya... SO, finally, phase out. Once the stalker is 'satisfied'-


Derik : mmhmm.... Satisfy already...


Danny : He phases out. Leaves. Like divorce. Bercerai. Adios Amigos :) So this is how system development is connected to stalking. You can use this way to remember you're facts easier :D


Derik : Ya... SO easy. But I dunno stalker so crazy one. How you know? You stalk people before r?


Danny : er... haha... >.>


Derik : Tell me lar... woi...


Danny : Okay lar, you know why you can find such information in this book?


Derik : Wah... Ya lor, the 9 steps also like for stalker book


Danny : Because... Come nearer lar...


Derik : what????


Danny : Software engineers are actually stalkers


Derik : So I take this course is to learn how to stalk girls r????


Danny : Guy also can


Derik : NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Miss Alicia : Okay okay, continue class, enough jokes...


Whole Class : Yes teacher!! (all got semangat already after I tell story)




Hm... Come to think of it Software Development does have alot in common with stalking...


Haha Yeah, so that's life in B601 software engineering course. You are welcome to


join in and see what it's like, although I doubt so after you read the dialog :D


Ah.. some of the dialogs I exaggerate abit lar. It was all spontaneously made up


by me within a minute after teacher explained about the software development cycle :D


Haha, I am abit crazy sometimes, although my classmates and teachers say I'm VERY crazy


So, think twice if you ever feel like dating me :D


Especially guys... Lately got one guy stalking me.


In my own class. Scary.


He even sits next to me.


He puts his hands on my lap and goes... 'dannnyyyyyy....purrrr.... you so sexxxyyyyyy....'


Haha, okay, enough for today. May the story continue sometime in the future.



Tata~


Oh steven~ please pass me the pics soon~ I didn't see them on Xsorbit...


Look forward to TFO UPDATE!!


Better hv pics right. If not u get crazy posts like this. Haha, but it is a good filler lar at least...


Hoho, nitez~


dan the man~


p.s this is the draft I wrote on Tuesday nite. The pics weren't available then :D

p.p.s Beware of stalkers :) And software engineers :)